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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	P. J. O`Rourke	[Copy to your blog/website]

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Emo Philips	[Copy to your blog/website]

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Charles M. Schulz	[Copy to your blog/website]

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Robert Benchley	[Copy to your blog/website]

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	George Burns	[Copy to your blog/website]