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Funny quotes about age

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
[Send quote]   [Share quote]	George Burns	[Copy to your blog/website]
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
[Send quote]   [Share quote]	George Burns	[Copy to your blog/website]
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
[Send quote]   [Share quote]	Geoffrey Parfitt	[Copy to your blog/website]
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
[Send quote]   [Share quote]	Lucille Ball	[Copy to your blog/website]
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
[Send quote]   [Share quote]	Agatha Christie	[Copy to your blog/website]

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