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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.


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