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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
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