Funny friendship quotes

Funny quotes

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Emo Philips	[Copy to your blog/website]

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
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I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Ashleigh Brilliant	[Copy to your blog/website]