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Funny quotes about kids

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
[Send quote]   [Share quote]	P. J. O`Rourke	[Copy to your blog/website]
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
[Send quote]   [Share quote]	Emo Philips	[Copy to your blog/website]
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
[Send quote]   [Share quote]	Gracie Allen	[Copy to your blog/website]