Funny quotes about life

Funny quotes

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Cary Grant	[Copy to your blog/website]

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Fran Lebowitz	[Copy to your blog/website]

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Theodore Rubin	[Copy to your blog/website]

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Christopher Isherwood	[Copy to your blog/website]

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Douglas Adams	[Copy to your blog/website]

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Douglas Adams	[Copy to your blog/website]