Funny love quotes

Funny quotes

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Charles M. Schulz	[Copy to your blog/website]

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Henry Louis Mencken	[Copy to your blog/website]

I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Michael Prichard	[Copy to your blog/website]

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Albert Einstein	[Copy to your blog/website]

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Mignon McLaughlin	[Copy to your blog/website]

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Albert Einstein	[Copy to your blog/website]