Funny marriage quotes

Funny quotes

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Ralph Waldo Emerson	[Copy to your blog/website]

A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Zsazsa Gabor	[Copy to your blog/website]

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Isadora Duncan	[Copy to your blog/website]

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Agatha Christie	[Copy to your blog/website]

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Dick Van Dyke	[Copy to your blog/website]

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Ken Dodd	[Copy to your blog/website]