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Funny math quotes



In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
Mignon McLaughlin

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Marcel Achard


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