Funny science quotes

Funny quotes

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
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If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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