Funny work quotes

Funny quotes

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Robert Benchley	[Copy to your blog/website]

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	A. H. Weiler	[Copy to your blog/website]

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Douglas Adams	[Copy to your blog/website]

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Dick Van Dyke	[Copy to your blog/website]

I hate work. That's why I got married.
[Send quote] [Share quote]	Peg Bundy	[Copy to your blog/website]